![]() ![]() Wide receiver: Muhsin Muhammad, Carolina Panthers. Like the old saying goes: "A rolling Moss always gets stoned." Or something like that. He was also charged with possessing a small amount of marijuana in 2002 in relation to a traffic accident, but the charge was dropped after he pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of careless driving and a petty misdemeanor charge of obstructing justice. Moss tested positive for marijuana at Florida State and was kicked off the team before he enrolled at Marshall. All-Pro with 8,375 receiving yards in just six seasons. ![]() Wide receiver: Randy Moss, Minnesota Vikings. What's that saying about a rolling Moss and getting stoned again? It's a backfield that any coach would want to have between the hashish. (The details of Lewis's two positive tests weren't released by the league, so we can't be absolutely certain about his substance of choice.) But that - and his current federal indictment in relation to a drug ring - are enough to put Lewis in our backfield with Williams. Lewis was suspended in 2001 for violation of the league's substance abuse policy. Led NFL in rushing in 2003 with 2,066 yards. Running back: Jamal Lewis, Baltimore Ravens. He'll get the bulk of the carries on the All-Weed Team. And considering that long-term marijuana might lead to motivational problems, impaired judgment and loss of ambition, it's no wonder Williams thought it wise to give up the millions of dollars remaining on his contract for a life of joblessness and bong hits. With three failures of league drug tests on his record, the former All-Pro even admitted to the Miami Herald last week that his desire to continue smoking pot contributed to his decision to retire. Led NFL in rushing in 2002 with 1,853 yards. Running back: Ricky Williams, formerly of the Miami Dolphins. (No sense stalling any further some pot smokers might be reading this, and their concentration can go pretty quickly.) So without further ado, let's take a look - even if it is with bloodshot eyes - at the All-Weed Team. umm, loaded - 11 current or former All-Pros and Pro Bowl players - that Bam Morris didn't even make the final cut. With a little research, I put together a fantasy team so. And the trainer's room would be stocked with medical marijuana to be used for the treatment of all injuries. The locker room would be filled with homemade arts and crafts like water-bottle bongs. They'd get endorsement contracts not with Nike and Gatorade, but with companies that produce liquid masking agents. Instead of boring old plays like the "Pro 34 Dive" or the "24 Slant Tight Left," they'd run things called the "Smoked Screen," the "Hail Mary-Jane," or maybe the "Bong Pass." They'd wear uniforms made from hemp and refuse to work out or watch film. I see this All-Weed Team defeating all comers. I found myself asking all of these questions. Would Williams have retired if he could keep smoking marijuana? Would Morris, who just completed a five-year prison sentence, have played on if six pounds of marijuana hadn't been found in his trunk back in 1996?Īnd would a team of potheads - led by the backfield of Williams and Morris - be able to beat any team in football? ![]() A lot of the entries are also recent players, as NFL players have gotten bigger and stronger as time has gone on.Ricky Williams has told the Miami Herald he has no plans to return to the Dolphins anytime soon. As heavy as they were though, these players have tremendous athleticism which allowed them to thrive as NFL players. Rest assured, you're going to be seeing many nose tackles, centers and guards. This is going to be a list of the heaviest players to ever play in the NFL. These are going to be the players that gave you no doubt as to where they would earn their money in the trenches, on the line of scrimmage. Julian Edelman was a quarterback in college and a darn good one, but to enjoy an NFL career, he had to make the switch to receiver, which has worked out well for him. Plenty of players played a certain position in college, but due to their size or lack thereof, they were re-assigned to another position for their NFL careers. Players are often cast as to how they look. If you're an especially large athlete, but still are very quick on your feet, you may be placed in a tackle spot. If someone is fast, with tremendous lower body strength and a low center of gravity, they'll likely be put in at running back. If someone is tall, athletic, has great hands and has some speed, you can bet they're playing wide receiver. The height and weight of a player will often determine the position he plays. Much like fighting has weight divisions, a similar system applies in football. ![]()
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